Chocolate Death Cake

Sorry for the lack of spaces between paragraphs. Something seems to have gone awry! Ahhh.

So…last night went….ok. I had cake. It was Chocolate Grand Marnier cake (which Ive nicknamed Chocolate Death Cake…as all chocolate cake should be named). After the first slice, I was FULL. But does that stop me? No. Then Harry opened his presents, and my brother got him cheese, and my friend Rita got him a cheese cutter/plate set. So what do we do next? Eat cheese! Haha, I only had 2 slices of some hard cheese. It was really good though. Oh, also 2 cups of tea with milk. At that point, I didnt care about what I ate anymore. Stupid.

Then came time to leave. But, wait! Harry wanted to send some cake home with people! So who offers to take some off his hands (only because Im such a good friend)…? Yup, me. That cake didnt even make it to the freeway, I was all over it. I ate ALMOST the whole slice then I put it away. Then I remembered I wanted to take a picture, took it out, took the picture, then ate more of it. I was literally laughing while I was eating more, thinking ‘wow, you have no control’. Oh well. It wasn’t even amazing cake. It almost was like pudding or mousse, neither of which I like the consistency of. Booooo!

Anyway…..I took a picture but had trouble uploading. It was a picture of the crust, anyway, considering I ate almost all of it.

This morning I had grits…then more grits….then oatmeal….then some more of everything Im too embarassed to post because it was such a massive amount of food.

Oh, and I had coffee (that I got a picture of….only good thing about my morning? My ‘I love you” cup). With whole milk. Its all my dad has. I didn’t drink all of it. Barely half. It got cold while I was eating everything in sight.

Now Im sitting here enjoying myself a diet coke (its like crack to me), and a glass of water.

I feel huge, I feel sick.

I dont ever ever ever ever ever want to eat that much again!

Oh wait, I said that last time…..

This is too much to handle.

I stole my mothers camera. I’ll be uploading pictures very soon.